Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We have never intentionally weakened our products This is too dangerous to disclose You're only
helping
the bad guys
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We use
cryptography
Your privacy
is our priority
You're
paranoid
What do
you have
against
us?
Let's see
you
design
something
better
We employ
top security
experts
Everybody
does it
this way
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're being
irresponsible
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We follow industry standard practices We meet all industry standards We've
always
done it
this way
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We already
knew
about it
Our
success
speaks
for itself
[complete silence] Nothing is
100% secure