Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
Nobody's
perfect
Everybody
does it
this way
You don't understand
the context
We follow industry standard practices
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated La, la, la
we're not
listening
You're so negative
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We meet all industry standards security
problem
excuse
BINGO
No one
has ever
found any problems
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We employ
top security
experts
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
What do
you have
against
us?
No one has complained before You're just
looking
for
attention
We read
Schneier's
book
The product
was tested
by security
experts
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA