Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're being
irresponsible
You're so negative Let's see
you
design
something
better
[complete silence] Our
success
speaks
for itself
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors La, la, la
we're not
listening
Our competitors have the same problems You don't understand
the context
We think
it is
secure
enough
Your privacy
is our priority
The product
was tested
by security
experts
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We employ
top security
experts
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
We meet all government standards We have never intentionally weakened our products No one
has ever
found any problems
You've got a conflict of interest We take
security
very
seriously
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Our
customers
love
our product
We've
always
done it
this way