Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Let's see
you
design
something
better
You're
just an
academic
It's probably impractical Why are you trying to harm our industry? We read
Schneier's
book
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Everybody
does it
this way
Nobody's
perfect
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We have never intentionally weakened our products Why do you
hate
America?
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You've got a conflict of interest Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
No
comment
You don't understand
the context
You're
paranoid
[complete silence] No one
has ever
found any problems
It's a
feature
our users
want
Nothing is
100% secure
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers