Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're
just an
academic
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We already
knew
about it
It's a
feature
our users
want
Everybody
does it
this way
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Nobody's
perfect
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We always act in the best interests of customers security
problem
excuse
BINGO
No one
has ever
found any problems
You have excessive expectations of robustness
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We have never intentionally weakened our products Our competitors have the same problems Your privacy
is our priority
We read
Schneier's
book
Why do you
hate
America?
Nothing is
100% secure
The product
was tested
by security
experts
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo