Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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What do
you have
against
us?
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
La, la, la
we're not
listening
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You're just
looking
for
attention
We've
always
done it
this way
No one
would ever
think of
that
Our
customers
love
our product
Nobody's
perfect
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We read
Schneier's
book
No one
has ever
found any problems
You've got a conflict of interest Our
success
speaks
for itself
We employ
top security
experts
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Our competitors have the same problems
This is too dangerous to disclose You don't understand
the context
You're being
irresponsible
What kind of a person looks for flaws? No
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