Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We don't
comment
on security
matters
We read
Schneier's
book
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
No one
would ever
think of
that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
You're so negative Why are you trying to harm our industry? Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We meet all government standards
Our
success
speaks
for itself
You've got a conflict of interest security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We have never intentionally weakened our products
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You're only
helping
the bad guys
It's a
feature
our users
want
You're
just an
academic
It's probably impractical Only really smart people can carry out this attack You're being
irresponsible
No one
has ever
found any problems
Our competitors have the same problems