Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're only
helping
the bad guys
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
It's probably impractical Everybody
does it
this way
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We follow industry standard practices We don't
comment
on security
matters
No one
would ever
think of
that
It's a
feature
our users
want
Why do you
hate
America?
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We take
security
very
seriously
No one
has ever
found any problems
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
What do
you have
against
us?
We meet all industry standards Quick!
Look over there!
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
You're being
irresponsible
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We always act in the best interests of customers You're
paranoid