Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We think
it is
secure
enough
Let's see
you
design
something
better
You're part
of a
conspiracy
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
No one
has ever
found any problems
You're
paranoid
Nobody's
perfect
[complete silence] We already
knew
about it
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Our competitors have the same problems No one
would ever
think of
that
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You have excessive expectations of robustness You're only
helping
the bad guys
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
What kind of a person looks for flaws? It's a
feature
our users
want
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We follow industry standard practices
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors It's secure
enough
for our
customers
We meet all industry standards You're being
irresponsible