Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We meet all government standards No
comment
You're so negative Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
You have excessive expectations of robustness You're being
irresponsible
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Nobody's
perfect
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Our
customers
love
our product
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We think
it is
secure
enough
You're just
looking
for
attention
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
La, la, la
we're not
listening
We don't
comment
on security
matters
We read
Schneier's
book
Let's see
you
design
something
better
Our competitors have the same problems What kind of a person looks for flaws? We take
security
very
seriously
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant