Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're
just an
academic
We read
Schneier's
book
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
You've got a conflict of interest Nothing is
100% secure
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We have never intentionally weakened our products security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors
Our
customers
love
our product
[complete silence] The product
was tested
by security
experts
You're
paranoid
What do
you have
against
us?
We meet all industry standards We employ
top security
experts
Why do you
hate
America?
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We follow industry standard practices