Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
You've got a conflict of interest Nothing is
100% secure
What kind of a person looks for flaws? Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You don't understand
the context
Our
customers
love
our product
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We read
Schneier's
book
You're just
looking
for
attention
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Everybody
does it
this way
Why do you
hate
America?
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Why are you trying to harm our industry? You're
just an
academic
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Our competitors have the same problems What do
you have
against
us?
Your privacy
is our priority
Let's see
you
design
something
better