Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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[complete silence] This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We've
always
done it
this way
We follow industry standard practices
We use
cryptography
We have never intentionally weakened our products You've got a conflict of interest We always act in the best interests of customers Our
customers
love
our product
You don't understand
the context
We think
it is
secure
enough
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You have excessive expectations of robustness It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
No one
would ever
think of
that
Why are you trying to harm our industry? What do
you have
against
us?
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
We take
security
very
seriously
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
It's secure
enough
for our
customers