Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Nothing is
100% secure
You have excessive expectations of robustness If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
What do
you have
against
us?
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You're so negative No one
has ever
found any problems
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Your privacy
is our priority
It's probably impractical
You don't understand
the context
We have never intentionally weakened our products security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We've
always
done it
this way
You're only
helping
the bad guys
It's a
feature
our users
want
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
[complete silence] Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
No one
would ever
think of
that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
You're
just an
academic
This is too dangerous to disclose