Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Why do you
hate
America?
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Nobody's
perfect
We don't
comment
on security
matters
No one has complained before
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Let's see
you
design
something
better
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You're being
irresponsible
You're
paranoid
We take
security
very
seriously
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's a
feature
our users
want
Our competitors have the same problems
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You've got a conflict of interest You have excessive expectations of robustness We follow industry standard practices
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
[complete silence] We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned We meet all industry standards Our
customers
love
our product