Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Our competitors have the same problems You're
paranoid
You don't understand
the context
You're only
helping
the bad guys
We use
cryptography
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Our
success
speaks
for itself
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We already
knew
about it
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We've
always
done it
this way
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
This is too dangerous to disclose La, la, la
we're not
listening
[complete silence] No one has complained before We think
it is
secure
enough
We always act in the best interests of customers Our
customers
love
our product
Quick!
Look over there!
We have never intentionally weakened our products No one
would ever
think of
that