Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We meet all industry standards Why do you
hate
America?
Our
customers
love
our product
No one has complained before
What do
you have
against
us?
Why are you trying to harm our industry? We have never intentionally weakened our products That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We take
security
very
seriously
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all government standards This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Your privacy
is our priority
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You're
just an
academic
You've got a conflict of interest You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Nothing is
100% secure
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We think
it is
secure
enough
You have excessive expectations of robustness