You're just an academic |
We read Schneier's book |
You'll be hearing from our lawyers |
It doesn't need to be very secure |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
Why do you hate America? |
It's a feature our users want |
Let's see you design something better |
Who are you to criticize, anyway? |
It would be too expensive to fix that |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
We meet all industry standards |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We've always done it this way |
Nothing is 100% secure |
Nobody's perfect |
We meet all government standards |
We already knew about it |
You're just looking for attention |
Everybody does it this way |
No one would ever think of that |
The product was tested by security experts |
We don't comment on security matters |
This is probably fixed in the next release |
No comment |