Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Why do you
hate
America?
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
No one has complained before
It's probably impractical We don't
comment
on security
matters
We read
Schneier's
book
You're only
helping
the bad guys
This is too dangerous to disclose
You don't understand
the context
You're just
looking
for
attention
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Why are you trying to harm our industry? That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No one
would ever
think of
that
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
You're being
irresponsible
We employ
top security
experts
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You must be
being paid
by our
competition
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You're part
of a
conspiracy
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated