Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It doesn't
need to be
very secure
No one has complained before Quick!
Look over there!
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
No
comment
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
You're
just an
academic
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated
You're
paranoid
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
[complete silence] You're so negative
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
Everybody
does it
this way
We meet all government standards You must be
being paid
by our
competition
We employ
top security
experts
We always act in the best interests of customers That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We read
Schneier's
book
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA