Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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What do
you have
against
us?
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You're only
helping
the bad guys
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
You've got a conflict of interest
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Everybody
does it
this way
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
[complete silence] We meet all government standards security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Your privacy
is our priority
The product
was tested
by security
experts
This is too dangerous to disclose Our
customers
love
our product
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We read
Schneier's
book
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We've
always
done it
this way
It's probably impractical You don't understand
the context
No one
has ever
found any problems