Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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La, la, la
we're not
listening
Nobody's
perfect
No one
would ever
think of
that
We've
always
done it
this way
We use
cryptography
Nothing is
100% secure
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
Quick!
Look over there!
You're being
irresponsible
You have excessive expectations of robustness
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You're so negative security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You're part
of a
conspiracy
Your privacy
is our priority
The product
was tested
by security
experts
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
You're just
looking
for
attention
You don't understand
the context
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned You're only
helping
the bad guys