Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're
just an
academic
We read
Schneier's
book
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Why do you
hate
America?
It's a
feature
our users
want
Let's see
you
design
something
better
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We meet all industry standards security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We've
always
done it
this way
Nothing is
100% secure
Nobody's
perfect
We meet all government standards We already
knew
about it
You're just
looking
for
attention
Everybody
does it
this way
No one
would ever
think of
that
The product
was tested
by security
experts
We don't
comment
on security
matters
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
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comment