Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
What kind of a person looks for flaws? No
comment
We have never intentionally weakened our products Let's see
you
design
something
better
We follow industry standard practices That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We don't
comment
on security
matters
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Nobody's
perfect
You're so negative Our competitors have the same problems security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
No one
would ever
think of
that
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Your privacy
is our priority
It's a
feature
our users
want
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors [complete silence] You don't understand
the context
We meet all government standards It would be
too expensive
to fix that