Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
We think
it is
secure
enough
Let's see
you
design
something
better
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Nobody's
perfect
The product
was tested
by security
experts
You're part
of a
conspiracy
No
comment
This is too dangerous to disclose Quick!
Look over there!
[complete silence] We were planning to address vulnerabilities later security
problem
excuse
BINGO
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You're
just an
academic
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
Everybody
does it
this way
No one
has ever
found any problems
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Why do you
hate
America?
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You're being
irresponsible
We don't
comment
on security
matters
You're just
looking
for
attention